// BATTLESTATION_LOADOUT // THE_OBSERVER_KIT - Complete Simulation Theory Set
// SYSTEM_ALERT:
Total synchronization achieved. The Stardust Atlas Observer Kit is our most comprehensive hardware and apparel synchronization. This is the complete uniform for those who recognize the coded nature of their environment and require a full-spectrum tether to the network.
// THE STORY
Fragmented gear leads to signal loss. We have assembled this full-system loadout to ensure your physical presence is grounded while your consciousness expands. This bundle isn't just a collection of items. It is a high-fidelity diagnostic set issued to the network's most dedicated nodes. By securing the full kit, you receive a 15% system discount as a reward for total integration. Every component, from the heavy containment of the Anchor Hoodie to the intercepted sighting data of the Mothman Tee, serves a specific function in your daily observation of the glitch. Do not settle for a partial render. Establish your presence.
// LOADOUT INCLUDES:
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1x OBJECT 001: Reality Anchor Hoodie // Primary thermal containment shell.
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1x OBJECT 002: Memory Leak Tee // A visual log of a corrupted landscape.
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1x OBJECT 003: Mothman Buffer Tee // Documentation of high strangeness sightings.
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1x OBJECT 004: Kernel Panic Deskmat // Transform your workspace into a command terminal.
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1x OBJECT 005: Artifact Kit Decals // Industrial markers to identify your hardware.
// TACTILE SPECIFICATIONS
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The Materials: This kit features 100% ring-spun heavyweight cotton and ultra-thick 3-end fleece. Every garment is chosen for its structural integrity and 400GSM density.
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The Prints: Each item utilizes industry-leading print technology to capture sharp vectors, analog scanlines, and datamoshed artifacts with surgical precision.
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Hardware Utility: The extended 900x400mm deskmat and weatherproof vinyl decals ensure your physical environment is as optimized as your digital avatar.
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Value Proposition: Instant 15% system discount applied for a complete hardware and apparel upgrade.
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Class: TOTAL_ACCESS
// STYLING PROTOCOL
This is a complete dark futurism outfit ready for immediate deployment. The hoodie provides the heavy outer shell, while the tees serve as modular base layers for different render conditions. The hardware and decals synchronize your workspace with your observer status, creating a seamless bridge between the biological and the digital.
// NOTE:
Total access is a one-way trip. Add to cart to claim your full system kit and bypass the standard purchase constraints.
// SYSTEM_TAGS
Simulation Theory Bundle, Cyberpunk Clothing Set, Techwear Outfit, Liminal Space Aesthetic Kit, Heavyweight Streetwear, Stardust Atlas Official, Weirdcore Accessories.
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Please select size
OBJECT 001: REALITY_ANCHOR // HEAVYWEIGHT_SHELL - Sacred Geometry Techwear Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
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22 1/2
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22 1/2
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M
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28.75
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23 1/2
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22 1/2
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L
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29.75
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24.75
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24.25
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XL
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30.75
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26
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24.25
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2XL
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31.75
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27.25
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25 1/2
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3XL
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32.75
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28.25
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27
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OBJECT 002: MEMORY_LEAK // VISUAL_LOG - Dreamcore Glitch Aesthetic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
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30.75
|
24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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Select size
Please select size
OBJECT 003: MOTHMAN.BUFFER // SIGHTING_LOG - Cryptidcore Glitch Art Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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|
L
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29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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More details
OBJECT 001: REALITY_ANCHOR // HEAVYWEIGHT_SHELL - Sacred Geometry Techwear Hoodie
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
OBJECT 002: MEMORY_LEAK // VISUAL_LOG - Dreamcore Glitch Aesthetic Tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
OBJECT 003: MOTHMAN.BUFFER // SIGHTING_LOG - Cryptidcore Glitch Art Tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
OBJECT 004: KERNEL_PANIC // DESK_COMMAND - Retro Terminal Gaming Deskmat
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
OBJECT 005: ARTIFACT_KIT // SYSTEM_DECALS - Simulation Theory Sticker Set
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ thickness
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
Size & Fit
OBJECT 001: REALITY_ANCHOR // HEAVYWEIGHT_SHELL - Sacred Geometry Techwear Hoodie
OBJECT 002: MEMORY_LEAK // VISUAL_LOG - Dreamcore Glitch Aesthetic Tee
OBJECT 003: MOTHMAN.BUFFER // SIGHTING_LOG - Cryptidcore Glitch Art Tee
OBJECT 004: KERNEL_PANIC // DESK_COMMAND - Retro Terminal Gaming Deskmat
- 15.5" x 31.5"
OBJECT 005: ARTIFACT_KIT // SYSTEM_DECALS - Simulation Theory Sticker Set
Quality Guarantee & Returns
OBJECT 001: REALITY_ANCHOR // HEAVYWEIGHT_SHELL - Sacred Geometry Techwear Hoodie
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OBJECT 002: MEMORY_LEAK // VISUAL_LOG - Dreamcore Glitch Aesthetic Tee
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OBJECT 003: MOTHMAN.BUFFER // SIGHTING_LOG - Cryptidcore Glitch Art Tee
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OBJECT 004: KERNEL_PANIC // DESK_COMMAND - Retro Terminal Gaming Deskmat
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OBJECT 005: ARTIFACT_KIT // SYSTEM_DECALS - Simulation Theory Sticker Set
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.