// SYSTEM_ALERT:
Wear your status as a rogue asset. The Stardust Atlas OBJECT 012 "NPC Badge" is a premium simulation theory t-shirt featuring a glitched "Background Process" visual. This is the definitive uniform for those who recognize the Dead Internet Theory in their daily feed and refuse to play along.

// THE STORY
The system tried to assign you a role. It failed. You are a Background Process, a conscious entity operating inside a digital world built for automation. This design features a corrupted "Hello my name is" badge. It signals to other observers that you are aware of the simulation but refuse to be its predictable protagonist. It’s a silent handshake between those who navigate liminal spaces and see the source code behind the render. You're not the main character of their story. You're the bug they can't patch.

// TACTILE SPECIFICATIONS

• The Chassis: Comfort Colors 1717. This is the gold standard for high-end streetwear blanks.

• The Weight: 6.1 oz (206 gsm) of ring-spun cotton. It’s thick, it’s durable, and it hangs exactly how a premium tee should.

• The Texture: Garment-dyed fabric. This gives it a soft, vintage feel that usually takes years of system cycles to achieve. It feels like your favorite shirt from a previous timeline.

• The Fit: Relaxed, boxy 90s streetwear fit. It features a structured collar and dropped shoulders for a commanding silhouette.

• The Detail: High-quality chest print with intentional analog distortion and scanline artifacts.

• Color: Pepper. A faded charcoal that looks like vestigial data.

• Class: ROGUE_ASSET

// STYLING PROTOCOL
For maximum signal protection, we recommend layering this under the OBJECT 001: Reality Anchor Hoodie. To identify your hardware as part of the observer network, apply the OBJECT 005: Artifact Kit Decals.

// WARNING:
Self-awareness may cause the local environment to destabilize. Add to cart to claim your status as an unscripted observer before the next server sweep.

// SYSTEM_TAGS
Simulation Theory Clothing, NPC Meme Shirt, Dead Internet Theory Apparel, Comfort Colors 1717 Vintage Tee, Dark Futurism Streetwear, Liminal Space Aesthetic, Stardust Atlas Official, Glitch Art Fashion.