OBJECT 007: THE_LOG // SYSTEM_CRASH - Glitch Art Heavyweight Tee
// SYSTEM_ALERT:
Wear the error. The Stardust Atlas OBJECT 007 "System Crash" Tee is more than just a graphic. It's a high-fidelity diagnostic report for a reality that's starting to lose its resolution. If you’re navigating the liminal space of a failing simulation, you need gear that acknowledges the glitch.
// THE STORY
Reality is code, and this is the physical crash report. We recovered this specific diagnostic log from the exact millisecond the simulation encountered a fatal exception. It features a brutalist data-log printed vertically on the back. It catalogs total identity loss and the initiation of a system-wide reboot. The typography is heavily influenced by VHS-era terminal textures. It looks like visual noise from a dying CRT monitor because that's exactly what it is.
// TACTILE SPECIFICATIONS
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The Chassis: Cotton Heritage MC1086. It’s a 6.5oz heavyweight cotton that feels rigid and holds its shape.
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The Texture: 100% combed ring-spun cotton. It has a matte, professional finish. No cheap shine here.
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The Fit: This is a boxy, structured streetwear fit. It has dropped shoulders to give you a geometric silhouette.
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The Print: High-fidelity screen print designed to survive countless system reboots.
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Class: DIAGNOSTIC_TOOL
// STYLING PROTOCOL
Deploy this with black cargo pants or techwear layers. For maximum thermal protection in the void, we recommend pairing it with the OBJECT 001: Reality Anchor Hoodie. The back print is designed to be visible and striking even when you’re in motion.
// CTA
The system cannot patch this error. Secure your physical log before it’s purged from the local server.
// SYSTEM_TAGS
Glitch Art Apparel, Dark Futurism Streetwear, Cybercore Clothing, Techwear Fashion, Simulation Theory T-Shirt, Stardust Atlas Official, Liminal Space Aesthetic.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Analog Horror Apparel & Simulation Theory Gear | Stardust Atlas
- Email: contact@support.supply.stardustatlas.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
OBJECT 007: THE_LOG // SYSTEM_CRASH - Glitch Art Heavyweight Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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29 1/2
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18
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M
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30 1/2
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20
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L
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31 1/2
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22
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XL
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32 1/2
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24
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2XL
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33 1/2
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26
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3XL
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34 1/2
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28
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4XL
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35 1/2
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30
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