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OBJECT 012: NPC_BADGE // DARK_MODE - Simulation Theory NPC Meme Tee

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// SYSTEM_ALERT:
Wear your status as a rogue asset. The Stardust Atlas OBJECT 012 "NPC Badge" is a premium simulation theory t-shirt featuring a glitched "Background Process" visual. This is the definitive uniform for those who recognize the Dead Internet Theory in their daily feed and refuse to play along.

// THE STORY
The system tried to assign you a role. It failed. You are a Background Process, a conscious entity operating inside a digital world built for automation. This design features a corrupted "Hello my name is" badge. It signals to other observers that you are aware of the simulation but refuse to be its predictable protagonist. It’s a silent handshake between those who navigate liminal spaces and see the source code behind the render. You're not the main character of their story. You're the bug they can't patch.

// TACTILE SPECIFICATIONS

  • The Chassis: Comfort Colors 1717. This is the gold standard for high-end streetwear blanks.

  • The Weight: 6.1 oz (206 gsm) of ring-spun cotton. It’s thick, it’s durable, and it hangs exactly how a premium tee should.

  • The Texture: Garment-dyed fabric. This gives it a soft, vintage feel that usually takes years of system cycles to achieve. It feels like your favorite shirt from a previous timeline.

  • The Fit: Relaxed, boxy 90s streetwear fit. It features a structured collar and dropped shoulders for a commanding silhouette.

  • The Detail: High-quality chest print with intentional analog distortion and scanline artifacts.

  • Color: Pepper. A faded charcoal that looks like vestigial data.

  • Class: ROGUE_ASSET

// STYLING PROTOCOL
For maximum signal protection, we recommend layering this under the OBJECT 001: Reality Anchor Hoodie. To identify your hardware as part of the observer network, apply the OBJECT 005: Artifact Kit Decals.

// WARNING:
Self-awareness may cause the local environment to destabilize. Add to cart to claim your status as an unscripted observer before the next server sweep.

// SYSTEM_TAGS
Simulation Theory Clothing, NPC Meme Shirt, Dead Internet Theory Apparel, Comfort Colors 1717 Vintage Tee, Dark Futurism Streetwear, Liminal Space Aesthetic, Stardust Atlas Official, Glitch Art Fashion.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

OBJECT 012: NPC_BADGE // DARK_MODE - Simulation Theory NPC Meme Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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